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Al Istira7a:bus
Hada wahed bus 3amer
gher blhezza9a tla3 lih wahed rajel o sawal wahed lmra gal liha fin ghadi had
lbus galt lih ghadi ykhra
Al Istira7a:skayria taro
Hado wa7d jouj kano
kaysakro 9addam l mraya , chiwiya bdaw kaytiro , o wa7ad gal l sa7bo : ' ahiya
wa7d jouj rah man sba7 o homa 7adyinna b 3inihom , galih sahbo nod nod namchiw
nchoufo malhom , o howa igoul lih ' olla hi glass glass hahoma gadyyin
Al Istira7a:taxi
Gal lik hadi wa7ed lemra
rekbate taxi gal liha fin radda galet lih geltha tal rajel b9iti ri nta basaid
Al Istira7a:rda3
Hada wahd kheyna rkeb fe
lkar men tanja okanat hdah wahd mra mzewna katredda3 weldaha.lmohim lweld
mabrachi yerda3. bdat katched bezzola dialaha okat9ol lhadak kheyna lli hdaha:
hak rda3,la la weldi ghadi yerda3; hak rda3,la la weldi li ghadi
yerda3...lmohim b9at 3lih hakdak 7ta wsal lkar rbat nad hadak kheyna o9al
lhadak lweld: yen3al emmok marda3ti makhallitina nezlo fe le3raich
Al Istira7a
Al Istira7a:marocain ta3
100 3ame yoyad de laayoune
Wahad nasranu 3ando 110
3ame (ans) shabe rasso howa akbare wahad fl3alame !howa yamchi lmaroc l9a wahad
charaf kayabki sawlo ,kallo chhal 3andak ! kallo charaf 100 3ame !kalo nasrani
ooooff hada s3ire 3liya
Al Istira7a:hwal
Had wahd hwal rakeb f
wahd bicala howa idkhol f wahd mrra hia tgol lih lahwal li waldak makatchofch
howa igol liha hwal o mazgalch mok
Al Istira7a:harraga
Galik hado raraga radiin
f wahd zodiaka chwia bdat kataghrak bih ja lihom roquan howa igol tfo tani
mgharba
Al Istira7a:7mar
Hada wa7ad l7mar dkhal
3and wa7ad l7mar sahbo;ouhowa il9ah dayir la photo diyal 7imar lwa7chi ouhowa
ikoulo diyalman had la photo ouhowa ikoulih diyal wald 3ami tayal3ab f juventus
Al Istira7a:safariyates
Gallak hada ouahed
lfellah-pour ne pas dire aroubi- bgha ysafer howa ou hmarou fel car . Mcha end
lgrissoun gallih chhal tqtaaa louraq-les tickets- gallih anta 50dhs ou lehmar
10dhs . lfellah gallih hak qattaa jouj hmir.
Al Istira7a:lhmar
Galak hada wahad dhiyach
kbar howa ymchi ygoul mo mu walit hmar o hiya tgoulou mal mok kanti mohandis.
Al Istira7a:khotek?
Hada wahed chmkar ssawel
ssahbou kalih:"khotek chnou ssmithom?" kalih sahbou:"khoti
kolhom ssmithom Jilali...illa khalid ssmitou faissal"
Al Istira7a:boite vocale
Wahed boul7ya dayer fe l
message d aceuil de l boite vocale:"lmarjou tark rissalatikom ba3d ntihae
ssourat l ba9ara"
Al Istira7a:lmkbarra
Wahed 2 kanou ka ysskrou
fe lmkbarra..jaw homa lboliss khalto 3lihom wahed hrab o wahed hssal..jaw homa
lboliss kalolo"chka dir ntaya hna?" galihom"la.. ana myet hi
tla3t nemchi l toilette o nrja3"
Al Istira7a:bhal bhal
Wahed chemkar ssawel
chmkar lakhor sahbou kalih"za3ma daba nta fe nadarek..abd lilah zawa9 howa
kho bouchta lfanouss?"kalih ssahbou"mohalch..yemken ssmyat ka
ytchabhou o safi"
Al Istira7a:la raf
Hada wahed skayri
chdatou la raf galolih"tla3 m3ana"galihom" allah yhfadkom..dar
rah hi hna kriba"
Al Istira7a:lilt dakhla
Hada wahed khayna fe
lila de dekhla dyalou gless lila kamla o howa ybouss fe martou jat hya katlou:
"ma khassek walou men lteht??" kalha:"la.walou..o hta men
lpissryat ykouno ssadin fe had lwakt"
Al Istira7a:bottat
Hada wahed lbrkanni chra
depot de lbottat..howa yfarga3 2 bottat fe centre ville bach ydirlha lichhar
Al Istira7a:msska
Wahed lbrkkani awel
khatra ka ychouf msska chwin-gom .howa ygoul"wallah ima n3ass had lila
kbal ma nssaliha"
Al Istira7a
Al Istira7a:farmsy
Hadi wahad lamra kbira
kanat mrida ou mchate 3and la farmsy bache tachri dwa wa3taliha siro kaliha
charbi 4 m3alik katlih 3andi ghire 2 f dar a waldi
Al Istira7a:ch3er
9alik hadi wahed lbent
3endha 3 dial zeghbat f rassha 9alet lssahebtha diriliya defra 3la 3 jat sahebtha
tatdferlha ou hiya tirliha zeghba 9altilha laaa la ghadi ndirhalik ghi 3la 2
jat ta rtliha zeghba okhra jat 9altliha iwa 3refti chno ghi khalih metlo9
hsssen
Al Istira7a:fi lhamame
Galik asidi hada wahad
rajel titsara felhamame wahad chwiya how yzlek ounad ou gal oppla ho yzlak
marra khra howa ygoul hopla 3awtani
Al Istira7a:hopital
Hadda wahd 2 khrjou men
ssbital ( hopital ) wahd fihoum brra ou lakhour tenbere
a
Al Istira7a:wahad jouj
sakranin
Hadou joj sakranine f
wahad villa ou galsine mgabline m3a wahad lamraya kbira f sala (salon) ou
chwiya ou houwa it9ada lihoum chrab ou houwa inod lawale ou gal l sahbou ...wa
nod chouf il a ba9i chi 9ar3a diale chrab 3and hadou li mgabline m3ana ou houwa
igoule lih wa sir nta rad 3lih lakhor gale lih sir nta ana li galtha lik yalah
nad ou houwa irja3 gale liha sahou malak ?? gale ra yalah nadt ou houwa ibane
lia wahad jay 3andna manhoumm
Al Istira7a:lmsati
Galak hada wahde 3bhe
100 mliounr f tirsi mcha 3nd sahbou galou ach ndir bhad l flouss ; galou thala
f rassak mcha howa chraha kolha casquitat
Hada wahed bus 3amer
gher blhezza9a tla3 lih wahed rajel o sawal wahed lmra gal liha fin ghadi had
lbus galt lih ghadi ykhra
Al Istira7a:skayria taro
Hado wa7d jouj kano
kaysakro 9addam l mraya , chiwiya bdaw kaytiro , o wa7ad gal l sa7bo : ' ahiya
wa7d jouj rah man sba7 o homa 7adyinna b 3inihom , galih sahbo nod nod namchiw
nchoufo malhom , o howa igoul lih ' olla hi glass glass hahoma gadyyin
Al Istira7a:taxi
Gal lik hadi wa7ed lemra
rekbate taxi gal liha fin radda galet lih geltha tal rajel b9iti ri nta basaid
Al Istira7a:rda3
Hada wahd kheyna rkeb fe
lkar men tanja okanat hdah wahd mra mzewna katredda3 weldaha.lmohim lweld
mabrachi yerda3. bdat katched bezzola dialaha okat9ol lhadak kheyna lli hdaha:
hak rda3,la la weldi ghadi yerda3; hak rda3,la la weldi li ghadi
yerda3...lmohim b9at 3lih hakdak 7ta wsal lkar rbat nad hadak kheyna o9al
lhadak lweld: yen3al emmok marda3ti makhallitina nezlo fe le3raich
Al Istira7a
Al Istira7a:marocain ta3
100 3ame yoyad de laayoune
Wahad nasranu 3ando 110
3ame (ans) shabe rasso howa akbare wahad fl3alame !howa yamchi lmaroc l9a wahad
charaf kayabki sawlo ,kallo chhal 3andak ! kallo charaf 100 3ame !kalo nasrani
ooooff hada s3ire 3liya
Al Istira7a:hwal
Had wahd hwal rakeb f
wahd bicala howa idkhol f wahd mrra hia tgol lih lahwal li waldak makatchofch
howa igol liha hwal o mazgalch mok
Al Istira7a:harraga
Galik hado raraga radiin
f wahd zodiaka chwia bdat kataghrak bih ja lihom roquan howa igol tfo tani
mgharba
Al Istira7a:7mar
Hada wa7ad l7mar dkhal
3and wa7ad l7mar sahbo;ouhowa il9ah dayir la photo diyal 7imar lwa7chi ouhowa
ikoulo diyalman had la photo ouhowa ikoulih diyal wald 3ami tayal3ab f juventus
Al Istira7a:safariyates
Gallak hada ouahed
lfellah-pour ne pas dire aroubi- bgha ysafer howa ou hmarou fel car . Mcha end
lgrissoun gallih chhal tqtaaa louraq-les tickets- gallih anta 50dhs ou lehmar
10dhs . lfellah gallih hak qattaa jouj hmir.
Al Istira7a:lhmar
Galak hada wahad dhiyach
kbar howa ymchi ygoul mo mu walit hmar o hiya tgoulou mal mok kanti mohandis.
Al Istira7a:khotek?
Hada wahed chmkar ssawel
ssahbou kalih:"khotek chnou ssmithom?" kalih sahbou:"khoti
kolhom ssmithom Jilali...illa khalid ssmitou faissal"
Al Istira7a:boite vocale
Wahed boul7ya dayer fe l
message d aceuil de l boite vocale:"lmarjou tark rissalatikom ba3d ntihae
ssourat l ba9ara"
Al Istira7a:lmkbarra
Wahed 2 kanou ka ysskrou
fe lmkbarra..jaw homa lboliss khalto 3lihom wahed hrab o wahed hssal..jaw homa
lboliss kalolo"chka dir ntaya hna?" galihom"la.. ana myet hi
tla3t nemchi l toilette o nrja3"
Al Istira7a:bhal bhal
Wahed chemkar ssawel
chmkar lakhor sahbou kalih"za3ma daba nta fe nadarek..abd lilah zawa9 howa
kho bouchta lfanouss?"kalih ssahbou"mohalch..yemken ssmyat ka
ytchabhou o safi"
Al Istira7a:la raf
Hada wahed skayri
chdatou la raf galolih"tla3 m3ana"galihom" allah yhfadkom..dar
rah hi hna kriba"
Al Istira7a:lilt dakhla
Hada wahed khayna fe
lila de dekhla dyalou gless lila kamla o howa ybouss fe martou jat hya katlou:
"ma khassek walou men lteht??" kalha:"la.walou..o hta men
lpissryat ykouno ssadin fe had lwakt"
Al Istira7a:bottat
Hada wahed lbrkanni chra
depot de lbottat..howa yfarga3 2 bottat fe centre ville bach ydirlha lichhar
Al Istira7a:msska
Wahed lbrkkani awel
khatra ka ychouf msska chwin-gom .howa ygoul"wallah ima n3ass had lila
kbal ma nssaliha"
Al Istira7a
Al Istira7a:farmsy
Hadi wahad lamra kbira
kanat mrida ou mchate 3and la farmsy bache tachri dwa wa3taliha siro kaliha
charbi 4 m3alik katlih 3andi ghire 2 f dar a waldi
Al Istira7a:ch3er
9alik hadi wahed lbent
3endha 3 dial zeghbat f rassha 9alet lssahebtha diriliya defra 3la 3 jat sahebtha
tatdferlha ou hiya tirliha zeghba 9altilha laaa la ghadi ndirhalik ghi 3la 2
jat ta rtliha zeghba okhra jat 9altliha iwa 3refti chno ghi khalih metlo9
hsssen
Al Istira7a:fi lhamame
Galik asidi hada wahad
rajel titsara felhamame wahad chwiya how yzlek ounad ou gal oppla ho yzlak
marra khra howa ygoul hopla 3awtani
Al Istira7a:hopital
Hadda wahd 2 khrjou men
ssbital ( hopital ) wahd fihoum brra ou lakhour tenbere
a
Al Istira7a:wahad jouj
sakranin
Hadou joj sakranine f
wahad villa ou galsine mgabline m3a wahad lamraya kbira f sala (salon) ou
chwiya ou houwa it9ada lihoum chrab ou houwa inod lawale ou gal l sahbou ...wa
nod chouf il a ba9i chi 9ar3a diale chrab 3and hadou li mgabline m3ana ou houwa
igoule lih wa sir nta rad 3lih lakhor gale lih sir nta ana li galtha lik yalah
nad ou houwa irja3 gale liha sahou malak ?? gale ra yalah nadt ou houwa ibane
lia wahad jay 3andna manhoumm
Al Istira7a:lmsati
Galak hada wahde 3bhe
100 mliounr f tirsi mcha 3nd sahbou galou ach ndir bhad l flouss ; galou thala
f rassak mcha howa chraha kolha casquitat
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