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nokat skayriya
Skayeriya:Skayri rakeb
fe tran
Hada wa7ed skayri rakeb
fe tran. Rakeb be dahro lgodam. O dakh..
Mnen ja l dar t9eya o sowlo
sa7bo 3alach? Galo skayri, kont rakeb fe tran o dakht. Galo sa7bo, o 3alach ma
bdltich blasa m3a li kan gales gdamek. Galo skayri kont ghan dirha walakin 7ta
wa7ed ma kan gales godami
Skayeriya:moch ou mocha
Galk hada wa7d 2 skayria
ghadine o homa yban lihom wa7d l moch o galsso ydarbo wa7d kaygoul moch o
lakhor kaygoul mocha b9aw mdarbin homa ytla9aw m3a wa7d sakrane ktar manhom o
homa yssawlouh galou lih 3afak lama goul lina wache hada moch wla mocha howa
ygoul lihom hantouma ila kan jay ra moch o ila kant jaya ra mocha
Skayeriya:ma3dour
Galk hada wa7d
sakraaaaan rja3 m3a lli ldar ban lih wa7d lpoto b9a kaybawat fih wkayghawat
a7ollo lbab a wlad l7ram chwiya w howa yji wa7d ktar mannou whowa ygoul lih
ghir bchwiya a sa7bi ghir do9 ra ba9in cha3lin daw
Skayeriya:dar dyal
cherab
Galek hada wahed kan
kayabeni dar o houwa yatesala lema f dak lamedina ou ma3anedou gher cherab
benaha bacherab mili salaha kheraj talal 3eliha bach yechofeha kifach kharejat
o hiya te9olo o chnou beriti daba netih 3elik wala
Skayeriya:babouch
Galak hada wahed rajel
dayeman kayareja3 ladar me3atal wahed nehar 9atelou meratou aji had nehar
bakeri ou jib (roulal) babouch hit kaye3ajebou ou ne9aserou ana w yak 9ala
wakha mili ja lil bera yadekhoul la dar f lehouma makhalawahech sehabou
kaye9ololou rir kas seda9 f bera kamela sf sebah mili wesal ladar be9a wa9ef
fel bab ou kayefakar chnou radi ye9ola o houwa yesataf babouch fel bab w sona
3eliha mili fatehatelou 9ala ha7ena wesalena za3ema lil kamel o houma jayin
3ela rajeloum
Skayeriya
Skayeriya:kharya dial
da7k
Gal lik a sidi hada
wa7ed 2 dial m7achchinegalsin bou7dhoum f sa7ra gal lih sa7bou saweb lina chi
barad dial atay gal lih ma kayench sakar gal lih sir choufe chi wa7ed hnaya jib
chi haja man 3endou b9a kaydour mal9a ta wa7ed o howa yarja3 3ende sa7bou gal
lih manal9ach 3enedek chwia dial sakar gal lih rah 3ad sifat 3lih sa7bi
Skayeriya:sakrane w
mratou
Galak hada wa7ed skayri
da9 f l bab dial darhoum w hia t khrouj mratou w howa y drabha w gal liha fin
konti 7ta l had l w9ita
Skayeriya:lkharia
Hada galik a sidi jouj
dyal lhoumak lkaw kharya bdaw yaklou fiha chi taygoul hada chklate chi taygoul
hada coufitire chwiya wja wahed sawlouh galoulih ach hadi galihoum kharya
whouwa ygoul wahed lhmek lsahbou hamdoulah maztamnach 3liha
Skayeriya:lhma9
Galek hada fi sbitar
lhmak 3taw lihom koul wahd b 1dh chi tailouhha chi tay l3b biha wahd chadha
jaw3ndo galoulih ach tadir galihoum sktou lmalik na3ss.
Skayeriya:ksksou
Hada wa7d skran rja3
ldaro m3a lfjer wgal lmrato daba noudi w teibi lia ksksou .galt lih tsnna tal
lghda wgal liha walo daba wnadt lmra 3la wa3dha wsa3dha tatteib fih wgal liha
daba siri 3eiti 3la jjiran w mchat mskina 3awttani t3eit 3lihom wjaw w bdaw ki
yaklou wgal lihom hadchi ga3 fikom jou3 w na3sin ...
Skayeriya:Slat Skayri
Hada wa7a rajl fa9 sba7
ou tfkr belli salla l3cha dial lbar7 ou howa skran, mcha 3nd lfkih isswlou,
galih "a sid lfkih rah lbar7 sallit wana skran, wach dayza slati?",
gallih lfkih wach drti takbirat al i7ram, galih iyih. wach 9riti lfatiha ou
soura? gallih iyih, gallih wach sellemti, gallih iyih. Ou howa igoulou lfkih,
slatak dayza, sekkra hia li ma dayza, sir 3awdha.
Skayeriya:arneb!!
Hada wa7ed rrajel ba
ibi3 9nina ja 3endo wa7ed l7chaychi o howa igoul lih: bch7al had l9erd 9alo:
akhouya hada machi 9erd hadi 9nina. 9alo l7chaychi masweltekch swolt
l9nina
Skayeriya:aji ndf3ou had
l7it tan waslou l mirikan
Gal lik hadou wa7d jouj
skrou mziaaane w bjouj bihoum braniin hazzin sikan dialhoum f idihoum chwia w
houa iban lihoum wa7d l7it wa7d fihoum gal lakhou :" aji ndf3ou had l7it
tan waslou l mirikan " 7atou sikanhoum ou houma ibdaw dfa3 yama tdfa3 wa7d
chwia daz wa7d chfar tair lihoum sikanhoum w maddawhach fih wa7d chwia dar wa7d
fihoum dar mabanouch lih sikan w houa igoul l sa7bou wa zid zid dfa3 ra 9rbna
Skayeriya:l7mar
Hadou wa7d jouj skayria
kharjine flil men wa7d lbar tmchaw fzen9a houma ylgaw wa7d l7mar wagf. rkbou
3lih ou bdaw rra, raa! walou mabgha yzid. houa wa7d 3ta lmmou lrass bwa7d
l9ar3a l7mar dakh bda kaydor rasso. houa ygoul skayri ljmmou zid ldinmou chi
darba rah kay9llb 3la la7jar!
Skayeriya
Skayeriya:ezbda oula
l3sle
Hadou wahde 2 d skayriya
ghadyine fwahde trik tahou hda whde chjra ou l9awe wahde lkhrya ..chafha l1 ou
houwa ygoule lsahbou:wache ezbda hadi oula l3sle.galihe dou9e ou choufe.dare
sb3ou fiha ouhouwa ydou9ha ou houwa ygoulihe: ezbda hadi.ou dakha hta lkhre
;laaaaaa l3sle hada ou bkawe kaydoukou hta 9rbate tsala ou darou li chafouhe
ys9siwhe .ou houma y3tou 3la wahde rajle ou galoulihe chnou hadi wache ezbda
wla l3sle galihoume:warahe khrya hadike.galoulihe : labasse mli mawtinache
3liha
Skayeriya:teleboutique
Hada wahed skarane jawe
lih police jdade 9aLOULIH nchoufou la carte national 9al lihoum la carte
miditel walla jawal 9aloulih odhkoul teleboutique wa tchouf dakhlouh 7taweh
la3ssa meziane wa sawwlouh kif jatek taa3bia gallihoum meziana mine makayna
double charge
Skayeriya:bou3azza
Hada wahed rajel mtracé
(musclé) dkhol wa7ed lbar ou houwa yebda ygoul chkoun had had zzamel lli smitou
bouazza, koulchi skoutt ou khaf ,ja wahed rajel m3a jomtou bgha ye3ya9 wa
ygoulih ana smiti bouazza ou houwa yebda ye3tih fla3ssa 7ta déformah mohim
khrej ou mbe3d lmerchekh da9 ou houwa ybda yd7ak galou lih malek galihoum
tfellit 3lih ga3ma smiti bouazza
fe tran
Hada wa7ed skayri rakeb
fe tran. Rakeb be dahro lgodam. O dakh..
Mnen ja l dar t9eya o sowlo
sa7bo 3alach? Galo skayri, kont rakeb fe tran o dakht. Galo sa7bo, o 3alach ma
bdltich blasa m3a li kan gales gdamek. Galo skayri kont ghan dirha walakin 7ta
wa7ed ma kan gales godami
Skayeriya:moch ou mocha
Galk hada wa7d 2 skayria
ghadine o homa yban lihom wa7d l moch o galsso ydarbo wa7d kaygoul moch o
lakhor kaygoul mocha b9aw mdarbin homa ytla9aw m3a wa7d sakrane ktar manhom o
homa yssawlouh galou lih 3afak lama goul lina wache hada moch wla mocha howa
ygoul lihom hantouma ila kan jay ra moch o ila kant jaya ra mocha
Skayeriya:ma3dour
Galk hada wa7d
sakraaaaan rja3 m3a lli ldar ban lih wa7d lpoto b9a kaybawat fih wkayghawat
a7ollo lbab a wlad l7ram chwiya w howa yji wa7d ktar mannou whowa ygoul lih
ghir bchwiya a sa7bi ghir do9 ra ba9in cha3lin daw
Skayeriya:dar dyal
cherab
Galek hada wahed kan
kayabeni dar o houwa yatesala lema f dak lamedina ou ma3anedou gher cherab
benaha bacherab mili salaha kheraj talal 3eliha bach yechofeha kifach kharejat
o hiya te9olo o chnou beriti daba netih 3elik wala
Skayeriya:babouch
Galak hada wahed rajel
dayeman kayareja3 ladar me3atal wahed nehar 9atelou meratou aji had nehar
bakeri ou jib (roulal) babouch hit kaye3ajebou ou ne9aserou ana w yak 9ala
wakha mili ja lil bera yadekhoul la dar f lehouma makhalawahech sehabou
kaye9ololou rir kas seda9 f bera kamela sf sebah mili wesal ladar be9a wa9ef
fel bab ou kayefakar chnou radi ye9ola o houwa yesataf babouch fel bab w sona
3eliha mili fatehatelou 9ala ha7ena wesalena za3ema lil kamel o houma jayin
3ela rajeloum
Skayeriya
Skayeriya:kharya dial
da7k
Gal lik a sidi hada
wa7ed 2 dial m7achchinegalsin bou7dhoum f sa7ra gal lih sa7bou saweb lina chi
barad dial atay gal lih ma kayench sakar gal lih sir choufe chi wa7ed hnaya jib
chi haja man 3endou b9a kaydour mal9a ta wa7ed o howa yarja3 3ende sa7bou gal
lih manal9ach 3enedek chwia dial sakar gal lih rah 3ad sifat 3lih sa7bi
Skayeriya:sakrane w
mratou
Galak hada wa7ed skayri
da9 f l bab dial darhoum w hia t khrouj mratou w howa y drabha w gal liha fin
konti 7ta l had l w9ita
Skayeriya:lkharia
Hada galik a sidi jouj
dyal lhoumak lkaw kharya bdaw yaklou fiha chi taygoul hada chklate chi taygoul
hada coufitire chwiya wja wahed sawlouh galoulih ach hadi galihoum kharya
whouwa ygoul wahed lhmek lsahbou hamdoulah maztamnach 3liha
Skayeriya:lhma9
Galek hada fi sbitar
lhmak 3taw lihom koul wahd b 1dh chi tailouhha chi tay l3b biha wahd chadha
jaw3ndo galoulih ach tadir galihoum sktou lmalik na3ss.
Skayeriya:ksksou
Hada wa7d skran rja3
ldaro m3a lfjer wgal lmrato daba noudi w teibi lia ksksou .galt lih tsnna tal
lghda wgal liha walo daba wnadt lmra 3la wa3dha wsa3dha tatteib fih wgal liha
daba siri 3eiti 3la jjiran w mchat mskina 3awttani t3eit 3lihom wjaw w bdaw ki
yaklou wgal lihom hadchi ga3 fikom jou3 w na3sin ...
Skayeriya:Slat Skayri
Hada wa7a rajl fa9 sba7
ou tfkr belli salla l3cha dial lbar7 ou howa skran, mcha 3nd lfkih isswlou,
galih "a sid lfkih rah lbar7 sallit wana skran, wach dayza slati?",
gallih lfkih wach drti takbirat al i7ram, galih iyih. wach 9riti lfatiha ou
soura? gallih iyih, gallih wach sellemti, gallih iyih. Ou howa igoulou lfkih,
slatak dayza, sekkra hia li ma dayza, sir 3awdha.
Skayeriya:arneb!!
Hada wa7ed rrajel ba
ibi3 9nina ja 3endo wa7ed l7chaychi o howa igoul lih: bch7al had l9erd 9alo:
akhouya hada machi 9erd hadi 9nina. 9alo l7chaychi masweltekch swolt
l9nina
Skayeriya:aji ndf3ou had
l7it tan waslou l mirikan
Gal lik hadou wa7d jouj
skrou mziaaane w bjouj bihoum braniin hazzin sikan dialhoum f idihoum chwia w
houa iban lihoum wa7d l7it wa7d fihoum gal lakhou :" aji ndf3ou had l7it
tan waslou l mirikan " 7atou sikanhoum ou houma ibdaw dfa3 yama tdfa3 wa7d
chwia daz wa7d chfar tair lihoum sikanhoum w maddawhach fih wa7d chwia dar wa7d
fihoum dar mabanouch lih sikan w houa igoul l sa7bou wa zid zid dfa3 ra 9rbna
Skayeriya:l7mar
Hadou wa7d jouj skayria
kharjine flil men wa7d lbar tmchaw fzen9a houma ylgaw wa7d l7mar wagf. rkbou
3lih ou bdaw rra, raa! walou mabgha yzid. houa wa7d 3ta lmmou lrass bwa7d
l9ar3a l7mar dakh bda kaydor rasso. houa ygoul skayri ljmmou zid ldinmou chi
darba rah kay9llb 3la la7jar!
Skayeriya
Skayeriya:ezbda oula
l3sle
Hadou wahde 2 d skayriya
ghadyine fwahde trik tahou hda whde chjra ou l9awe wahde lkhrya ..chafha l1 ou
houwa ygoule lsahbou:wache ezbda hadi oula l3sle.galihe dou9e ou choufe.dare
sb3ou fiha ouhouwa ydou9ha ou houwa ygoulihe: ezbda hadi.ou dakha hta lkhre
;laaaaaa l3sle hada ou bkawe kaydoukou hta 9rbate tsala ou darou li chafouhe
ys9siwhe .ou houma y3tou 3la wahde rajle ou galoulihe chnou hadi wache ezbda
wla l3sle galihoume:warahe khrya hadike.galoulihe : labasse mli mawtinache
3liha
Skayeriya:teleboutique
Hada wahed skarane jawe
lih police jdade 9aLOULIH nchoufou la carte national 9al lihoum la carte
miditel walla jawal 9aloulih odhkoul teleboutique wa tchouf dakhlouh 7taweh
la3ssa meziane wa sawwlouh kif jatek taa3bia gallihoum meziana mine makayna
double charge
Skayeriya:bou3azza
Hada wahed rajel mtracé
(musclé) dkhol wa7ed lbar ou houwa yebda ygoul chkoun had had zzamel lli smitou
bouazza, koulchi skoutt ou khaf ,ja wahed rajel m3a jomtou bgha ye3ya9 wa
ygoulih ana smiti bouazza ou houwa yebda ye3tih fla3ssa 7ta déformah mohim
khrej ou mbe3d lmerchekh da9 ou houwa ybda yd7ak galou lih malek galihoum
tfellit 3lih ga3ma smiti bouazza
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