nokat 7ayawanate

**rouf_metal** الأحد يناير 10, 2010 7:08 am

Hayawanate:l9ared

Galik hada wahed l9ared
"singe" sakran, tale3 fou9 wahed chajra"arbre" o howa ichof
wahed timssah"crocodile" o howa i9ol lih" kebarti a
boubrays

Hayawanate:dwida

Galk hadi wahed dwida
tlakat m3a sahbtha o galtlih chhal f sa3a lkhra madthach fiha o hia tgoliha
sahbtha :malk fik bnadm

Hayawanate:kalb

Galek hado 2 klab wahd maghribi
o lakhor mirikani tlakaw f tanja o tssahbo.dak miricani gale l kalb maghribi
sir nta lmirican o khilini ana f maghrib. men ba3d 3am tlakaw f tanja.o dak
kalb miricani sawal l kalab maghribi galih kif jatek mican galih wa3ra ,nass
zwinin,dimoccratia...o maghribi galih kif jak maghrib galih 3amri mahasite
brassi kalb hata jit lmaghrib...

Hayawanate:l7mar

Hada wahde lahmar raba
ach3are iwa amcha lamraya bache ichouf rasou iwa amcha abka ichouf f rasou ou
gal: barab ila 3oude

Hayawanate:la casse

Galik hada wahed dari
mabli b lgolvazour mli kaykon f dar bhal daba baghi yakoul kaygoul l mou
lwalida bghayte wahed l kou ola illa kan baghi lflouss kaygoul l bah lwalide
chi 2 kou mohim mbli bzzzaf hia hadik bah gale had dari mrid 3andi radi ndih ltbib
mohim dah 3and tbib galih tbib ach 3andek a waldi gali 3andi kwari hamrin o hwa
ygoul tbib l bah had dari khassek t3awed lih la casse

Hayawanate:crocodil

Galek hada
crocodil(timssah) wdoub w jmel tla9aw bdou nta3 ssif bdaw tayessawelou binathoum
koulha fin radi ydawez sif bda doub galhoum ana ranemchi lcanada 3amera 3ssel
welraba wa3era wmatayessed3ni hede nad jmel galhoum anji lmaroc sehera
wchemicha bbbbiiikkkhhhhiiirr wja lcrocodil galhoum moi je pare en france!!
galoulou 3lach la france galhoum parske les francais on touss une grande geull
comme moi!!!

Hayawanate:nmla ou file

Galik hada ouahd elfile
galsse kay3oum ou ouahd chwia jatte sahbtou enemla galt lou asa7bi bghit n3oum
ou ma3ndich mayou slefni dialk houa igol liha nti hm9a ana nslef lik mayou
nta3i bache tous3ih lia

Hayawanate:tbib srak a
zite

Hada wahd tbib dyal srak
a zite.kan kidaouihoum .wahd l mara kan dakhl wahd l srak a zite 3and tbib wou houwa
tlaka sahbou kalou malk asahbi.kalou ana marchouch wou lakhor kalou wou nta
malk .kalou ana msandal

Hayawanate: boubrays

Hada sba3 dayer 3id
lmilad 3rad 3la lhayawanat boubrays mahdarch galihom sba3 siro jibouh liya fine
makane mcha eddib wrja3 kollo mfassal mcha lfil rja3 halto mcha nmer rja3 kolo
damm sba3 galm had chi bazzaf 3la boubrays mni mcha l9a boubrays tala3 fo9 dhar
timsah wkygoulih 3ammi hta hada m3ahoum

Hayawanate:debban

Hada 1 khina kay9tal f
debban ! dkhol 3lih 1 sa7bo sawlo : achno kat3mal ? kan9tal f debban ! ch7al
9talti ? 3 dkora o 2 ntwat !??? bach 3raftihoom a sa7bi ? 3 l9ithoom fo9 lbirra
o 2 fo9 telephone

Hayawanate:Pirroket

1 khina kaydoor bant lih
chi ktba f 1 jerda ! mamnoo3 dokhol perroquet khatir ! awah perroquet o khatir
lah ita ndkhol ! dkhol l9a perroquet marboot f 1 chejra maktoob 7dah ! ma
tfkkouch ! awah lah ita nfkko ! ghir fkko howa yghawat : wa ch3ayba ! ha 1
lvictime 3awtani ! iwa Bali

Hayawanate: 3la khal3a

9alek hada wa7id
chaaaaref 3ando 7mar wé wa7d jro 9alek howa rakeb fo9 dik le7mar we kidrab feh
zid zid !! we jro machi m3ahom chi7aja dik le 7mar dar feh 9alo baraka madrab
jahowa 9al oooh 7mar kihdar we tekhla3 web9a kijri we dik jro m3ah jaa howa
w9aff 7it 3ya be jri ja dik jro dar feh 9alo aba 3la khal3aaaa !!

a kijawk noukate diyal
www.hit-casa.c.la

Hayawanate:le7mar by
"la gazelle"

Hada wahed rajel 3endou
7mar o kelb o tal3in jbel. daba rajel b9a kayenghez fhadak lehmar hta le7mar
tle3 lou dem o 9allou"WA BCHWIYA 3LIK A SA7BI" o houwa rajel ytekhle3
9al "AW LE7MAR KAYEHDER" o b9a kayjerri kayjerri 7ta wsel lrass dial
jbel o kelbou tab3ou. fach ja lkelb 9al lih"WA KHLE3NA DAK LE7MAR3"

Hayawanate:l firanes

Hada wahed la soirée
dial l firane(souris) chwiya dkhal wahed l far dareb trois kart ou dayrin bih 4
dial toubat kbar, wahed l fouyra galt l sa7ebtha: nti gouli liya chkoun
hadek?wi hiya tjawebha: a wili ma3raftihch, hadak rah 3andou seb3at l9awadess f
derb ghallef!!!

Hayawanate: hayawatane

Hada galik lfik dayr 3id
milad o3rad 3la lhayawanat kamlin omnin bdat lhafla jat namla kada9 ohowa yhal
liha lbab galiha 3lah mwalfa kata9i yak kadakhli rir men taht lbab ohiya
tgoulih bach tkhaser liya labatcha

Hayawanate:lhmar

Hada wahd lkissme kay
ykraw fih rie les animaux wahd nhar

swlhoum loustad 3la
lhayawan li kay hzou 3lih latkal nakz lkard galih lhmar ou howa sswl houm
loustade 3wtani chkounhouwa lhayawan lmklh(stupide) nakaz lkard ou gal lhmar,
ou houwa igoulih lhmar ila knti mdouble khalina nkraw

Hayawanate:hawli

9alik hada wahad lhawli
d3if fih ghir soufa w l9roun moulah hato lilbi3 wahad ja walad rajl howa y9ol
lmoulah bch7al had lhawli 9alih b 70alf w howa ytlafat lih lhawli howa ykolih
ph ph ph 3la kadba

Hayawanate:jonoun
alba9ar

Jouj begrat kanou
f'lhssida. wahda swlat loukhra:wash makhayfash bmarade jonoun lba9ar? jawbatha:
3lash nkhaf yak ana 3aoud

Hayawanate:kharmoucha

alik hada wahad osstad
sawal talamid taw3o golo lia asghar hachara kayna jawbo wahad tilmid galih
namla galih ostad hasan, na9az lih wahad kasoul galih la a ostad kayn sghar
manha hiya kharmoucha sawlo ostad achno had kharmoucha jawbo lkasoul galih
kayna f nif ta3 ddib ostad galih imkan kayna edan hasan jidan .wahad
kasoulakhor tsahlaha galih ostad kayn sghar manha hiya garmoucha , ostad t3ajab
sawlo achno had garmoucha tani jawbo lkasoul galih hiya likayna f nif ta3
kharmoucha.

Hayawanate:wa7d sra9 zit

Hada wa7d sra9 zit
(cafard ) chra télévision mli ch3lo jbar di3aya dyal flitox howa y9ol bdina b l
aflam dlkhawf

Hayawanate:fraissa ou
banana

9alk hada wa7d fraissa
ou wa7d banana kanou kay t3ayrou banana 9alt l fraissa nta wjhk mna9at fraissa
9alt l banana ntina dayman kay 3ariwak f zan9a

Hayawanate:dhiyyich kber

Hada wahed dhiyyich
(ptit âne) kber ou houa yemchi kayjerri 3and mou, ou galliha: "mi, mi,
wellit hmar!" ou hiya tgoullih: "3lach mal mouk kounti mouhandiss?"

Hayawanate:dabanate (les
mouches)

Hadou 2 dabanat barkin
tiaklou oihd alkharya(hachakoum) kaltt oihda mnhoum kharya dial albareh hssene
mnt dial elyoum

la deuxieme :ouili a
sahbeti rahna tan naklou za3maaa!

Hayawanate:moul la7mar

Hada wa7ad jay man
france jayab wa7ad voitur mercides wa3ra dayaz 3la lotourout dyal la3rayach
chaf wa7ad kaydir auto stop gal m3a rasso ara nziydoh chwia .. ohowa i7bass
ochaf m3ah el7mar galou anta tla3 mais 7mar dyalk non il lui dis que mon ane
connais bien la route et px aller seul ,alors mol lvoiture demarra b 60km/h dar
lka la7mar morah, zad flvitesse 120km/h ojabro mazal lassko , dar lmaximum houa
dar ojber la7mar kharjlo lssano ohoua ykol lmol la7mar: "ah 7marek
3ya!!" mol la7mar jawbo: "3lach?": rad 3lih:" rah kharej
lssano bela3ya" jawbo mol la7mar: galou wach mkheraj alssanou 3la liman
ola 3la lissar.. galou mol auto 3la lissar(à gauche)" galou moul al7mar
balaklou rah baghi idobal"