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L3roubi:kamira khafiya
Galik hada wa7d rajel
howa o la famille dailo radin f tomobil chwia tla9aw lihom chi chefara galo lih
3tina ga3 dakchi li 3andek wala rah radi n9atlo lik chi wa7d man 3a2iltek mohim
ma3tahom walo o homa i9otlo lih marto walo ma3tahomch o mal fo9 mayet bada7k
nado 9atlo lih waldo watgoul wach jbad chi haja o mazal tayad7ak chwia hadok
chaffara tla3 lihom dam galo lih wach nta msati wala malk barkin n9otlo lik f
wladek o maratek o nta barek d7ak galihom rah 3raftha kamira khafiya
L3roubi:TU RIGOLE
HADA WA7ED LA3ROUBI MCHA
HOWA O SAHBTO LGAWRIYA L7ANOUT O GALLIHA :TU MANGE KELQU'UN. O HIYA TGOUL LIH
TU RIGOLE.HOWA YGOL LMOL 7ANOUT 3TIHA 2 TIRIGOL.
L3roubi:qtsalgita
9alk hada wahd l3roubi
chra mouteur kan radi fe chanti lkbir houa yhra9 dou lhmar houa y3atlou lpolice
dyal tri9 whrab lareda ja men dik tri9 houa ychoufou dak lpolici ja l3andou
lpolici galou 3lach lbareh hra9ti dou lhmar w3ayett lik hrabti galou l3roubi
kiysahbli radi t9ouli 3tini chi toura
Al Istira7a:somali
Galek hada wahed somali
bgha y3ik 3la shibtou f msn houwa ydir f statut dialou(parti manger)
Al Istira7a:playstation
Wa7dderrimkelakh bezaf
kan mebli be playstation bezzaf matlo babah meskin kteblo 3la 9bar dyalo game
over.
L3roubi:3andna menou
bezaf
Mirricani o marrocci o
talyani tal3ou tayarra. Mirricani kan taytkayiff howa ilouhou na9azz marrocci
galih 3alach lihtihh galihh 3adna bazaff minhoum , marocci 7aydd triikou howa
ilouhou na9azz talyani galihh 3alach tihtihh galih 3adna bazaf nihoum, Talyani
mala9a maylouhh howa ilouhh marocci galih miricani 3lach le7tih galih 3andna
bezaf menhoum
L3roubi:zikova
Galak hada wahd al
barkani kan machi f atrik w alga wahd al warka adyal dow w amcha khalasha
L3roubi:brkkani
Galik a sidi hada wa7ed
lbarkani chra wa7ed sbardila li katch3al dou b7al hadik li kaylabssou
lbrahech.wa7ed nhar twwaskhat lih bra w yssabnha macha habeet le dijencteur
bach maydarbouch dou
L3roubi:la3roubia sag3a
Hadi wahd nassraniya li
dartha tadirha la3roubya wahd nhar nassraniya chrate kalbe ou hta la3roubiya
chrata kalbe nassaraniya smatou sam ou la3roubia smatou hmo lakhra galta
alkalbha sam atak oulakhra galte lkalbha hmou fartak mou
L3roubi:Chelh
Hada wahad chal7 tahrak
lih 7anout dialou ou houa isifat ibipi 3lihoum ou houma isiftou lih f message
titou titou
L3roubi:200DH
Hada 1 l3roubi taht lih
200dh, whowa ymchi devant 1 lpoto wbada kykalab(chercher).ja 3ndo 1 sahbo whowa
ygoul lih malak.galo taht liya 200dh lhihe.galo sahbo malk
katkalbe(chercher)hanaya.galo l3roubi hite hana kayne adou(la lumiére).
L3roubi:kabilane
Galik hada wahed
lmoufetich mcha lmedrasa w dkhel lwahed lkisem wsewelhoum soual , galihoum
kabilane ? (qu'a bu l'âne ? ) , nekez wahed laaroubi w galih , lanabilou (l'âne
a bu l'eau ).
L3roubi:akbar sadma
Hada wahed la3robbi radi
fo9 hmarr w radi m3ah kelb dyalo heyta hadik a lalla lahmar masskin 3ya wdak
l3arobbi wallo marahmch b9a barek 3lih ble3ssa meskin .. wahed lew9itta lahmar
mab9ach sabber la3sas houa yahdar m3a la3roubi galiha '"wayli a bssahbi wa
3aya9ti 3lina bla3sa whoua yatakhgla3 la3rouba houa yahrab badda kayjari 3chiya
kamla masada9ch ....heya hadik wahed law9ita w9af sakhfan meskin men jrar houa
yal9a lkalb tab3o dar 3and lkalb houa ygoulih lkalb wellahila khla3nna ..whoua
ymout la3robbi be crize.
L3roubi:bebito
wa7ed le3roubi mcha
yessafer fe train et gless 9dam wa7ed françawiya kan 3andha wa7ed lkelb smitou:
bebito, kanet ri7a diyal t9achrou khanza, fach n3ess lfrançawiya khdat sebato
et la7toulou men charjem, fach nad mal9ahch, et houwa y3i9 biha, sa3a l9aha
na3ssa, et houwa yakhoud lkelb diyalha et la7ou mne charja, fach nadet 9aletlo:
"ou est bebito???". et houwa y9olha: mcha yjib sbebito...
L3roubi:barkania
Hadi wahad albarkania
ddat waldha lattbib htahoua barkani dakhal alwald o dwazlou o khrj 3and lmra o
galha albaraka frasek alwald twfa o hwa alwald inoud gal lamou "ami
ataikdb 3lik" o hia tgoulou "skot anta kata3raf hsen mn
attbib?"
L3roubi:fanta
Hada wahed l3roubi mcha
lkahwa m3a khatebtou galiha chnou briti gatlih fanta bourtoukal gatlih wnta
galih hta ana fatna bent boukal.....wa dehkouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
L3roubi:dima 3roubi
3andk hada wahd l3roubi
bra ychri tlfasa ja mn l3roubia 3and mol lhanout gal lih bchhal had tv gal lih
sir a rah makanbi3ch l3roubyin!!mcha lbs lcomplet o rja3 galih bchhal tv?jawbo
sir rah makanbi3ch l3robyin!!l3robi jab www akhir model o wakafha hda lhanout
bach maybanch 3roubi galih bi3 lia tv galih makanbi3ch l3roubiyin o howa ychdo
o tlbo gal lih bach 3raftini 3roubi?jawbo;hadik machi tv hadak rah fran
L3roubi:11465
Hada wa7ad l3roubi tla3
lmdina mcha bautique electromecanique mohim banat lih tlfasa 3ajbato swalle la
respanssable 9al liha bch7al kadir had tlfasa 9altlo makantlamche m3a
l3robiyine mcha ba3 lblad ohowa wskone flmdina rja3 3and larespanssable 9aliha
bch7al had tlfasa 9alatlo nafse lhadra mchal3robi l'etranger omni ja rja3
3andha 9aliha nafs soal 9alatlo nafs ljawab bda kharaje ohowa yrja3 3andra 9al
liha kifach 3raftini 3robi 9alat lo hadak "mecro-and" machi tlfasa
L3roubi:l magana
Galak hada wahad la3robi
ja l casa o mcha 7da l3amala o b9a kichof falmagana howa iji 3ando wahad
lcazawi msati howa ygol lih :tachri hadik lmagana . howa ijawbo la3robi o
bachal ? galih 700dh .galih wakha 3tah lafloss howa ygol lih tsana njib salom o
njbadha lak.b9a la3robi kaytsana . safi la3robi targa3 howa yamchi. dazt liyam
howa yji 3awtani la3robi o b9a ychof falmagana howa yji 3ando wahad khor howa
ygolih tachri hadik lmagana . galih wakha walakin bchart( ana li ghadi njib
salooooooooooooooommmm
L3roubi:7ot
Wa7ed l3robi bch 3and
moul 7anout, galih dir wahed L khobza o dir fiha pata ta3 serdin, sewlou moul
7anout galih bi m aticha ola zit howa yegoulih l3roubi a 7otah
L3roubi
L3roubi:mahlaba
Galk hada wahd l3roubi
dima kay mchi lmahlaba kay tlab kass dl hlib w krwassa.wa kay der krwassa f
lhlib w dak krwasssa kat charbo.diiiima wahd nhar mcha galo jib chi krwassa w
kass dl hlib w chi kas l had krwassa
L3roubi:2 3robiyat
Hado 2 3robiyat rakbo f
wahed l car 2 étages wahda rakbat lfo9 o wahda lta7t bdaw ghadin o hadik li
lfo9 sewlat sahebtha li lta7t 9alt liha fin wsalto 9alt liha li lta7t 9arabna
nwaslo o 9alt liha o nti 9alt liha li lfo9 ba9i ga3 markab chifor !!!!
L3roubi:Casawa o L3roubi
Hada wa7ed l3roubi ja
lcasa ou Casawa koullhoum kay kmiw Marlboro. Howwa kaye3raf ghir lgarrou CASA.
Iwa 3ejbatou dik ll3iba ssafra fiha. Sewwel galou lih hadak smou Lfiltre. Ma
msha ghir 3and wa7ed lbidawi vraaaaaaaaaai ou gallih: L3roubi: 3tini shi Casa
bel filtre (Marlboro za3ma) Lbidawi: Heeeeey a wlidi koun Casa 3andha el filtre
ga3ma ydekhlou liha granek !
L3roubi:vitamin:c
Ntouma 3arfin barkan
ma33roufa b limoune !hada wahad lbarkani mcha lbhare dkhal i33oume o howa ibda
ikachkach ..vitamin .c
L3roubi:khels joj hmir
Hada wahd bgha imchi
lso9 howa ohmaro daz 3lihoum lcar w9fo gal lmoul lkar bchehal tdina ana ohmari
galih nta 5 drahm olhamar 50 ryal ohwa ma3ndo ghir 5 dh galih hak khels joj
hmir
L3roubi:lbarkani bgha
yechri hchich
Wahed lbarkani kane ghadi
yechri 10dh hchich ,banet li stafet dayza houwa ylouh 10dh
L3roubi:mouujaaaaaa
C un a3roubi mcha lstade
galou lih an dirou l mouja houwa i ssad mankharou
L3roubi:jilali mol Bomba
Hada wahd smito
Gilali.Dar wahd lbomba dial l'essence.wsmaha GMB.Wjawlih shab lbanqua galo lih
hada rah logo dialna ach nahia GMB 3ndek nta.Galihom Gilali Mol Bomba.. Whoma
ygololih bdlha wla dkhl l'habs.Wrj3o 3ndo mn be3d 15 youm. wlkawh dayr : GMBMB.
galolih chnahia galihom :Gilali Mol Bomba Machi MOl Banqua...
L3roubi:brakna
Hada wahede lbekani lka
guarou taihe hazou ou hate blasstou darhame
www.hit-casa.c.la
L3roubi:3roubi fl
restaurante
Kalik hada ouahed
maghrebi 3roubi msha lemdina o dkhoul l restaurant bash itghedda. hadak
restaurante fiha ghir nas labas alihoum, ewa kalik gless o tleb ouahed djaja o
zitoun. mnin jabou lih djaja o zitoun shaf nas kamlin kai iaklou bel forshet o
mous haz fershita bash ihaz biha zitouna o hia teflet lih , aoued bgha ishedha
o hia tahreb men tabla ewa bka kai ihaouel ishedha bel forshit o walou. houa
iji ouahed rajel o shedha beshouia , kalih hakdak kif ouahed kai ihez zitouna,
kalih l3rouba haaa hta 3iat ziouna 3ad sheditiha!
L3roubi:simka
Galke wahd chra
simka(r5) gale ollah tanmchi biha l tanja bka gadi gadi o hoa ywslle jihte wad
zmme o hoa ych3le radio o hoa ysm3:ida3ate tanja tora7ibo bikome o hoa
ygole:pchakhe nari 3l7dide is7abe raso wsle l tanja
Galik hada wa7d rajel
howa o la famille dailo radin f tomobil chwia tla9aw lihom chi chefara galo lih
3tina ga3 dakchi li 3andek wala rah radi n9atlo lik chi wa7d man 3a2iltek mohim
ma3tahom walo o homa i9otlo lih marto walo ma3tahomch o mal fo9 mayet bada7k
nado 9atlo lih waldo watgoul wach jbad chi haja o mazal tayad7ak chwia hadok
chaffara tla3 lihom dam galo lih wach nta msati wala malk barkin n9otlo lik f
wladek o maratek o nta barek d7ak galihom rah 3raftha kamira khafiya
L3roubi:TU RIGOLE
HADA WA7ED LA3ROUBI MCHA
HOWA O SAHBTO LGAWRIYA L7ANOUT O GALLIHA :TU MANGE KELQU'UN. O HIYA TGOUL LIH
TU RIGOLE.HOWA YGOL LMOL 7ANOUT 3TIHA 2 TIRIGOL.
L3roubi:qtsalgita
9alk hada wahd l3roubi
chra mouteur kan radi fe chanti lkbir houa yhra9 dou lhmar houa y3atlou lpolice
dyal tri9 whrab lareda ja men dik tri9 houa ychoufou dak lpolici ja l3andou
lpolici galou 3lach lbareh hra9ti dou lhmar w3ayett lik hrabti galou l3roubi
kiysahbli radi t9ouli 3tini chi toura
Al Istira7a:somali
Galek hada wahed somali
bgha y3ik 3la shibtou f msn houwa ydir f statut dialou(parti manger)
Al Istira7a:playstation
Wa7dderrimkelakh bezaf
kan mebli be playstation bezzaf matlo babah meskin kteblo 3la 9bar dyalo game
over.
L3roubi:3andna menou
bezaf
Mirricani o marrocci o
talyani tal3ou tayarra. Mirricani kan taytkayiff howa ilouhou na9azz marrocci
galih 3alach lihtihh galihh 3adna bazaff minhoum , marocci 7aydd triikou howa
ilouhou na9azz talyani galihh 3alach tihtihh galih 3adna bazaf nihoum, Talyani
mala9a maylouhh howa ilouhh marocci galih miricani 3lach le7tih galih 3andna
bezaf menhoum
L3roubi:zikova
Galak hada wahd al
barkani kan machi f atrik w alga wahd al warka adyal dow w amcha khalasha
L3roubi:brkkani
Galik a sidi hada wa7ed
lbarkani chra wa7ed sbardila li katch3al dou b7al hadik li kaylabssou
lbrahech.wa7ed nhar twwaskhat lih bra w yssabnha macha habeet le dijencteur
bach maydarbouch dou
L3roubi:la3roubia sag3a
Hadi wahd nassraniya li
dartha tadirha la3roubya wahd nhar nassraniya chrate kalbe ou hta la3roubiya
chrata kalbe nassaraniya smatou sam ou la3roubia smatou hmo lakhra galta
alkalbha sam atak oulakhra galte lkalbha hmou fartak mou
L3roubi:Chelh
Hada wahad chal7 tahrak
lih 7anout dialou ou houa isifat ibipi 3lihoum ou houma isiftou lih f message
titou titou
L3roubi:200DH
Hada 1 l3roubi taht lih
200dh, whowa ymchi devant 1 lpoto wbada kykalab(chercher).ja 3ndo 1 sahbo whowa
ygoul lih malak.galo taht liya 200dh lhihe.galo sahbo malk
katkalbe(chercher)hanaya.galo l3roubi hite hana kayne adou(la lumiére).
L3roubi:kabilane
Galik hada wahed
lmoufetich mcha lmedrasa w dkhel lwahed lkisem wsewelhoum soual , galihoum
kabilane ? (qu'a bu l'âne ? ) , nekez wahed laaroubi w galih , lanabilou (l'âne
a bu l'eau ).
L3roubi:akbar sadma
Hada wahed la3robbi radi
fo9 hmarr w radi m3ah kelb dyalo heyta hadik a lalla lahmar masskin 3ya wdak
l3arobbi wallo marahmch b9a barek 3lih ble3ssa meskin .. wahed lew9itta lahmar
mab9ach sabber la3sas houa yahdar m3a la3roubi galiha '"wayli a bssahbi wa
3aya9ti 3lina bla3sa whoua yatakhgla3 la3rouba houa yahrab badda kayjari 3chiya
kamla masada9ch ....heya hadik wahed law9ita w9af sakhfan meskin men jrar houa
yal9a lkalb tab3o dar 3and lkalb houa ygoulih lkalb wellahila khla3nna ..whoua
ymout la3robbi be crize.
L3roubi:bebito
wa7ed le3roubi mcha
yessafer fe train et gless 9dam wa7ed françawiya kan 3andha wa7ed lkelb smitou:
bebito, kanet ri7a diyal t9achrou khanza, fach n3ess lfrançawiya khdat sebato
et la7toulou men charjem, fach nad mal9ahch, et houwa y3i9 biha, sa3a l9aha
na3ssa, et houwa yakhoud lkelb diyalha et la7ou mne charja, fach nadet 9aletlo:
"ou est bebito???". et houwa y9olha: mcha yjib sbebito...
L3roubi:barkania
Hadi wahad albarkania
ddat waldha lattbib htahoua barkani dakhal alwald o dwazlou o khrj 3and lmra o
galha albaraka frasek alwald twfa o hwa alwald inoud gal lamou "ami
ataikdb 3lik" o hia tgoulou "skot anta kata3raf hsen mn
attbib?"
L3roubi:fanta
Hada wahed l3roubi mcha
lkahwa m3a khatebtou galiha chnou briti gatlih fanta bourtoukal gatlih wnta
galih hta ana fatna bent boukal.....wa dehkouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
L3roubi:dima 3roubi
3andk hada wahd l3roubi
bra ychri tlfasa ja mn l3roubia 3and mol lhanout gal lih bchhal had tv gal lih
sir a rah makanbi3ch l3roubyin!!mcha lbs lcomplet o rja3 galih bchhal tv?jawbo
sir rah makanbi3ch l3robyin!!l3robi jab www akhir model o wakafha hda lhanout
bach maybanch 3roubi galih bi3 lia tv galih makanbi3ch l3roubiyin o howa ychdo
o tlbo gal lih bach 3raftini 3roubi?jawbo;hadik machi tv hadak rah fran
L3roubi:11465
Hada wa7ad l3roubi tla3
lmdina mcha bautique electromecanique mohim banat lih tlfasa 3ajbato swalle la
respanssable 9al liha bch7al kadir had tlfasa 9altlo makantlamche m3a
l3robiyine mcha ba3 lblad ohowa wskone flmdina rja3 3and larespanssable 9aliha
bch7al had tlfasa 9alatlo nafse lhadra mchal3robi l'etranger omni ja rja3
3andha 9aliha nafs soal 9alatlo nafs ljawab bda kharaje ohowa yrja3 3andra 9al
liha kifach 3raftini 3robi 9alat lo hadak "mecro-and" machi tlfasa
L3roubi:l magana
Galak hada wahad la3robi
ja l casa o mcha 7da l3amala o b9a kichof falmagana howa iji 3ando wahad
lcazawi msati howa ygol lih :tachri hadik lmagana . howa ijawbo la3robi o
bachal ? galih 700dh .galih wakha 3tah lafloss howa ygol lih tsana njib salom o
njbadha lak.b9a la3robi kaytsana . safi la3robi targa3 howa yamchi. dazt liyam
howa yji 3awtani la3robi o b9a ychof falmagana howa yji 3ando wahad khor howa
ygolih tachri hadik lmagana . galih wakha walakin bchart( ana li ghadi njib
salooooooooooooooommmm
L3roubi:7ot
Wa7ed l3robi bch 3and
moul 7anout, galih dir wahed L khobza o dir fiha pata ta3 serdin, sewlou moul
7anout galih bi m aticha ola zit howa yegoulih l3roubi a 7otah
L3roubi
L3roubi:mahlaba
Galk hada wahd l3roubi
dima kay mchi lmahlaba kay tlab kass dl hlib w krwassa.wa kay der krwassa f
lhlib w dak krwasssa kat charbo.diiiima wahd nhar mcha galo jib chi krwassa w
kass dl hlib w chi kas l had krwassa
L3roubi:2 3robiyat
Hado 2 3robiyat rakbo f
wahed l car 2 étages wahda rakbat lfo9 o wahda lta7t bdaw ghadin o hadik li
lfo9 sewlat sahebtha li lta7t 9alt liha fin wsalto 9alt liha li lta7t 9arabna
nwaslo o 9alt liha o nti 9alt liha li lfo9 ba9i ga3 markab chifor !!!!
L3roubi:Casawa o L3roubi
Hada wa7ed l3roubi ja
lcasa ou Casawa koullhoum kay kmiw Marlboro. Howwa kaye3raf ghir lgarrou CASA.
Iwa 3ejbatou dik ll3iba ssafra fiha. Sewwel galou lih hadak smou Lfiltre. Ma
msha ghir 3and wa7ed lbidawi vraaaaaaaaaai ou gallih: L3roubi: 3tini shi Casa
bel filtre (Marlboro za3ma) Lbidawi: Heeeeey a wlidi koun Casa 3andha el filtre
ga3ma ydekhlou liha granek !
L3roubi:vitamin:c
Ntouma 3arfin barkan
ma33roufa b limoune !hada wahad lbarkani mcha lbhare dkhal i33oume o howa ibda
ikachkach ..vitamin .c
L3roubi:khels joj hmir
Hada wahd bgha imchi
lso9 howa ohmaro daz 3lihoum lcar w9fo gal lmoul lkar bchehal tdina ana ohmari
galih nta 5 drahm olhamar 50 ryal ohwa ma3ndo ghir 5 dh galih hak khels joj
hmir
L3roubi:lbarkani bgha
yechri hchich
Wahed lbarkani kane ghadi
yechri 10dh hchich ,banet li stafet dayza houwa ylouh 10dh
L3roubi:mouujaaaaaa
C un a3roubi mcha lstade
galou lih an dirou l mouja houwa i ssad mankharou
L3roubi:jilali mol Bomba
Hada wahd smito
Gilali.Dar wahd lbomba dial l'essence.wsmaha GMB.Wjawlih shab lbanqua galo lih
hada rah logo dialna ach nahia GMB 3ndek nta.Galihom Gilali Mol Bomba.. Whoma
ygololih bdlha wla dkhl l'habs.Wrj3o 3ndo mn be3d 15 youm. wlkawh dayr : GMBMB.
galolih chnahia galihom :Gilali Mol Bomba Machi MOl Banqua...
L3roubi:brakna
Hada wahede lbekani lka
guarou taihe hazou ou hate blasstou darhame
www.hit-casa.c.la
L3roubi:3roubi fl
restaurante
Kalik hada ouahed
maghrebi 3roubi msha lemdina o dkhoul l restaurant bash itghedda. hadak
restaurante fiha ghir nas labas alihoum, ewa kalik gless o tleb ouahed djaja o
zitoun. mnin jabou lih djaja o zitoun shaf nas kamlin kai iaklou bel forshet o
mous haz fershita bash ihaz biha zitouna o hia teflet lih , aoued bgha ishedha
o hia tahreb men tabla ewa bka kai ihaouel ishedha bel forshit o walou. houa
iji ouahed rajel o shedha beshouia , kalih hakdak kif ouahed kai ihez zitouna,
kalih l3rouba haaa hta 3iat ziouna 3ad sheditiha!
L3roubi:simka
Galke wahd chra
simka(r5) gale ollah tanmchi biha l tanja bka gadi gadi o hoa ywslle jihte wad
zmme o hoa ych3le radio o hoa ysm3:ida3ate tanja tora7ibo bikome o hoa
ygole:pchakhe nari 3l7dide is7abe raso wsle l tanja
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